So a couple of days ago I was being a responsible woman, cleaning up my apartment and all, listening to music, you get the picture. I was just starting on my dishes when I heard unfriendly noises coming from outside. It was totally ruining my song and my mood so I take a look and I see 2 guys fist-fighting in the parking lot behind my apartment.
I was pissed that they dared coming into OUR backyard/parking lot to do whatever shit they were doing. I was NOT going to let this go on so I put on my shoes, grabbed my cell phone and stepped outside.
''WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT HERE?! HUH? THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY SO GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS ON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!''
First guy seemed to understand english and left right away, still threatening the other guy to kill him if he saw his face again. The other one was bleeding from his forehead and was looking for his hat wich he lost during the fight. He was moaning like a bitch so I asked why he got his ass kicked. '' That dude claims I sold him E that didnt get him high so..''
''SAY NO MORE YOU INDIAN FUCK!!! I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR DRUG-RELATED SHIT AROUND HERE. THERES ELDERLY PEOPLE AND CHILDREN LIVING HERE SO I BETTER NEVER SEE YOU HERE AGAIN. FUCK OFF!!''
And so he dragged his ass out of our backyard and thats when I realised half of the people in my building were on their balconys watching the whole thing. They were mostly speechless, scared, old folks but one lady did thank me. She sais she was scared to call the police because those guys would have known it was her and saw where she lived and was there alone. So I smiled at her before I went back inside to smoke a well deserved reefer.