The night was silent and dark.  Perfect conditions for carrying out perfectly laid plans.  Timmy checked his Teenage Mutant Turtles watch.  It was 0430.  It was time to move.  Timmy crept out of the shadows and quickly scaled the six foot tall chain link fence that surrounded Billy-the-Bully’s yard.  30 minutes before Timmy had already taken out Billy’s dogs.  Timmy made his way around to the back door of Billy’s house, and set up to claymore mines.

 

This ought to do the trick, thought Timmy.  When Billy’s dad comes out back in the morning, there will be a nasty surprise waiting for him.

 

As Timmy was turning around to head for Billy’s tree house, he suddenly felt his muscles tighten up, his body went rigid and he fell to the ground.  Timmy was screaming and unable to stop.  The torture only lasted a few seconds, but when it stopped, he was furious and tried to get up, but he was knocked back to the ground, screaming and muscles rigid, unable to move.

 

When Timmy was able to move again, he yelled, “Stop, enough already I give up!”

 

“Well, well.  What do he have hear?  Looks like we got ourselves an intruder on our property.”

 

Timmy immediately recognized the voice of Billy-the-Bully.

 

“What the hell Billy, why did you have to do that?”

 

“Do what?”

 

“Light me up with that Tazer you cock cobbler!”

 

Once again Timmy was back down and screaming, this time the pain seemed to last forever.  When it was over, Timmy rolled onto his back and saw Billy standing over him hold a Tazer, and he saw Billy’s father next to him.

 

“Good job son,” said Billy’s father.  “Now let’s get him in the basement before your mom sees him.”

 

“Aw dad, I wanted to…”

 

“Shut the fuck up and get him in the basement before I draw and quarter you!”

 

“Ok, ok I’m doing it.”

 

Billy pulled out a small lead pipe from his waist band and cracked Timmy upside the head.  Timmy was out cold.

 

When Timmy woke up he was in a bare room with a concrete floor and brick walls.  There was a single light bulb hanging from the low ceiling, and there was a door in front of him, which was currently closed.  He was tied to a chair, and was wearing nothing but his underwear.  He also noticed his feet were resting in a large puddle of water.

 

A short time later, the door opened and Billy walked in pushing a cart that was holding a car battery and some jumper cables, which were attached to the battery posts.

 

“Man are you gonna get it now”  “My dad is pissed at you Timmy.”

 

“Shut your cockholster Billy.”

 

Billy immediately went over and punched Timmy in the mouth.  Timmy’s head snapped back and he could taste blood in his mouth.

 

Billy’s father came into the room and saw Timmy’s bloody lip.

 

“What happened Billy?”

 

“He was mouthing off, so I hit him.”

 

Suddenly Billy’s father grabbed Billy around the neck.  He dragged Billy over to the cart and touched the jumper cables to Billy’s arm.  Billy went rigid and began making a gurgling sound.  Billy’s father stopped and let Billy fall to the floor.

 

“Leave the interrogating to me Billy.”

 

Billy’s father turned to Timmy.  “Now Timmy, all I want to know is why you came over to kill Billy.”

 

“Forget it, I’m not saying anything.”

 

“Really?”  Does that mean I get to use my new toy on you?”

 

“You wouldn’t dare, my dad would wipe you off the face of the earth.”

 

“I beg to differ.  If your dad knew you were here and why, he wouldn’t be able to stop me.  Remember we signed a peace treaty and sneaking onto my property armed to the teeth is not a good way to keep the peace.”

 

“I’m not talking,” replied Timmy.

 

Billy’s father moved towards Timmy, jumper cables in hand.  Just as Billy’s father was about to light up Timmy he heard Billy say, “That’s it dad, let him have it!”

 

Billy’s father spun around and charged at Billy.

 

“I told you not to bother me when I’m working!”

 

Billy tried to run, but his father was too quick.  Billy’s father grabbed Billy by the back of his shirt and threw him on the floor.  He clamped one of the jumper cables to Billy’s left foot, and then he touched the other end to Billy’s right shoulder.  Billy immediately screamed and began convulsing.  His eyes were rolling back in his head and he began to froth at the mouth.  When Billy stopped screaming, his father pulled off the jumper cables.

 

Billy’s father then turned his attention back to Timmy.  Timmy immediately started to tell Billy’s father everything.  He told him about the missing weapon, the attack by Chainsaw Chuck and the plan for his revenge on Billy.

 

“Listen Timmy.  I know for a fact that Billy doesn’t have your .357.  And as far as Chainsaw Chuck is concerned, Suzie Sweetbottoms dad sent him after you.”

 

“Why would he do that?”

 

“Suzie told her dad you tried to put the moves on her, so now he wants to kill you.”

 

“That lying little slut!  She tried to kiss me and I pushed her away.  Girls have cooties and are yucky!”

 

“Well it sounds to me like your were set up.  I think a little payback is in order.  Don’t you Timmy?”

 

Brace yourselves for the next installment of Timmy.