Their are a variety of pedophile catagorys such as stalker, boy hungary maniacs, and the michael jackson class just to name a few. u may be a pedophile though if the following symptoms occur: when your on vacation you find yourself around the kiddy pool more than the hot tub, u insert things into your anus while looking at pictures of dakota fanning, u experience a 4 hour boner after watching home alone, you hate chris hanson, and/or u want to cuddle with the soft skin of an 8 year olds ass hole. if you said yes to any of these you need to go to jail,and get gang raped by a large man and all his fine fellows with plugged in hair curlers and pine cones.