When I was younger my friends and I would play a game where we snuck into my parents liquor cabinent and stole most of their booze. Just kidding. I mean not that that is untrue, but that is not the point of this blog.

Since I was told in no uncertain terms that any contest entry by me would finish in last place, I figured that now would be an appropriate time to point out that I have only seen one entry into the contest. One. Hahaahahaahaha. Helluva contest there boys. Who are you going to choose as a winner? hahahahaha. it will probably take your syphilitic brains a month to decide. But whatever. There were more blogs setting up the contest than there have been entries in it.

I am bigwilli and I approve the message that ellimem is a moronic aids riddled giggolo