So I woke up this morning and it was a pretty normal monday morning. I got out of bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss. As I wiped, I felt a discomfort... an embarassing one. It was a pimple on my butt cheak :( This doesnt happen very often but when it does its so uncomfortable and shamefull, I can barely stand it. Then I got thinking... everyone has zits! EVERYONE!!! And im probably not the first or last one to get it on the ass either. Tons of people out there are living a lie. A clean butt lie. Showering and proper wiping after you shit clearly arent enough to stop this from happening. What bugs me the most is that I cant do a thing about it. Ive tried looking at it using 2 mirrors but it was awkward. Also, I cant imagine poping this zit. It would leave nasty juice between my buns and then when I re-shit, itll get all infected and stuff.

Frankly if youve made it this far its because you are relating to my story. Stop being in denial and eat your vegetables.