Blowing your Mind

So I woke up this morning and it was a pretty normal monday morning. I got out of bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss. As I wiped, I felt a discomfort... an embarassing one. It was a pimple on my butt cheak :( This doesnt happen very often but when it does its so uncomfortable and shamefull, I can barely stand it. Then I got thinking... everyone has zits! EVERYONE!!! And im probably not the first or last one to get it on the ass either. Tons of people out there are living a lie. A clean butt lie. Showering and proper wiping after you shit clearly arent enough to stop this from happening. What bugs me the most is that I cant do a thing about it. Ive tried looking at it using 2 mirrors but it was awkward. Also, I cant imagine poping this zit. It would leave nasty juice between my buns and then when I re-shit, itll get all infected and stuff.











Frankly if youve made it this far its because you are relating to my story. Stop being in denial and eat your vegetables.

Uploaded 02/08/2010
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