My people...listen and rejoice! I, your King, promised fortune and prosperity upon my return and your wishes as my people have been granted.
As the most famous blogger of all time, I thought my writings should be on 'paper' for all to carry with them daily. The demand for Deunan's musings and mere whimsical afterthoughts was astounding! All Borders Books stores were stuffed with copies fresh off the press. Not only were my people's minds nourished by their King but their economy has lifted vastly. Thousands, nay, MILLIONS of jobs were created in the printing, shipping, distribution and sales markets!
(This is where you dance naked in the streets in your King's honor!)
Tonight, as you are reading from THE BOOK, remember...thou shall not worship false idols!