Hello fellow eBaumers,
It is my realization, that despite my pleasant demeanor and positive attitude, I am not appreciated here. I plied the blog section with my satirical writings, but few could see my genius.  I applied my talents in feature chat, but got run out by some pretty heavy handed members. I could take the usual requests for tits and blow jobs, but It became apparent there is no love lost between I and the other members. 

I'm not one to over stay my welcome, so it is time for me to go. I thank all those who have given me their friendship requests. Some I have just recently accepted. To DrGonzo, I would have now accepted your offer of friendship, but there is little point at this junction. You were always a gentleman, a rare commodity these days. 

I have only had kind words for all eBaumers, except when SquatoSpecial finally broke me and I told him to fuck off or something like that. I apologize for that, it's not in my nature to become angry, but it was at that point I knew my time here was kaput!  

Phylisio... forever alone