Classic Gallagher quotes-

Oasis's Noel and Liam Gallagher always seem to have a strong opinion and never mind voicing it, heres some examples of them slagging people off-


''We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world." - Noel

"I'd freak him out by looking at him, stare him out, but I don't know. I'd probably bum him." - Liam talking about John Lennon

Dani Behr: "Do you still have physical fights?"
Noel: "No. The last time was in March or May and we haven't done since because..."
Dani Behr: "Who won?"
Noel: "I did. He claims its because he was drunk, but I claimed I had won because I had a cricket bat in my hand." - Noel on Secret of Winning

"Our Kid put it on! It’s a f***ing tune! And I don’t f***ing whinge. Who asked that? Tell Ben he’ll be whingeing when I take my foot off his head." - Liam on Songbird in Stop the Clocks

"If I lived in America, I would have blown his head off by now and completely regretted it. Since I live in England, though, I just give him a black eye or something every now and again. I don't hate him, but f*** me, he pisses me off sometimes" - Noel on Liam

"What bothers me right now, OK, is that we are not the biggest band in the world any more. U2, the Stones, even f***ing Coldplay are bigger than us, but then Coldplay suck c***, don't they?" - Liam on on biggest band

"Someone told me 'Supersonic' was about teenage prositution. Shit. It's about a nine-stone Rottweiler called Elsa who was in the studio where we were recording." - Noel

Liam: "It's still only jacket, trousres, shoes. I don't wear blazers and I don't wear ties."
Q: "You do wear scaves though."
Liam: "Listen, soft lad. There's a world of difference between a tie and a scarf, right? I'm not like those c***s" - Liam on clothes

All I ever wanted to do was make a record. Here's what you do: you pick up your guitar, you rip a few people's tunes off, you swap them round a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and again, and it sells. I'm a lucky bastard. I'm probably the single most lucky man in the world -- apart from our Liam." - Noel

"I wake up every morning thinking I'm going to be genius and sometimes I am. I am genius today, for example." - Liam on being genius

"Well if The Smiths announced a gig anywhere in the world tomorrow I’d be there and the same goes for The Stone Roses. But they properly fell out. As bad as things get in Oasis there’s always this sibling thing that draws us back together or my Mam gets involved. So it’s a pipe dream." - Noel on Reuniting The Smiths

"Me and Andy look at things more objectively. I’m not going on the road when I’m 50! And it depends on how I look. We’ll still be touring in five years but I don’t ever want to end up like Pink Floyd. Now I f***ing love Pink Floyd but on stage at Live 8, well I’m not going out like that. I want our last photo shoot to look good. I don’t see an end to it yet but we’re not going to be like the Rolling Stones, no f***ing way — all that macrobiotic food and tights? No way". - Noel on Oasis' touring days ending

"Liam sees things very differently to the rest of us. After The Brits I don’t know. Liam needs to go to anger management classes and get some manners and then maybe we’ll make another record." - Noel on a new album (after DBTT)

"I've got a bit of a headache, a bit of a lump gathering over my eye but if I have another 75 cigarettes and a couple of bottles of gin I'll be all right. I might go to sleep tonight." - Noel

"I'm not getting married today. I'm in bed.” - Liam

"If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now."- Noel

"I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me, definitely. I've got nothing against gays . . . as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever." - Liam

"I'm not into smackheads. Smackheads need slaps... So what does the word Libertines mean? What does it mean? Freedom? He's f***ing in the corner doing smack with a helmet on his head! There's nothing free about that. It's nasty, innit? If the kids like them, fair enough, but they're nowhere near like us. The music's rubbish for start". - Liam on Pete Doherty

"Before we go any f***in' further, I'm never gonna' write an album of f***in songs. I'm never gonna' be a guy who goes, 'oh, I've wrote 40 songs..' I'll probably write about 20 and I reckon that'll be me done. But they'll be 20 important ones." - Liam on songs

"We are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger" - Liam

"I didn't say we'd be bigger than The Beatles, I said we'd be as IMPORTANT, in this day and age" - Liam

"Yeah, 'coz they're all kn**heads anyway, aren't they? We auditioned a bass player the other day but he like started singing songs about frogs and that, so we had to get rid of him." - Liam Gallagher revealed choosing a new bass player for Oasis proved very hard work - Liam

Bonehead: "Good songs."
Liam: "And a handsome lead singer with a beard." - Liam on what makes Oasis different?"

"If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to f**k right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent f*****g music. So they can f**k right off, I ain't going anywhere with them" - Liam on aliens

"Let me try to do the interview... So tell me, what's life like being a transvestite?" - Noel at the MTV Music Awards preshow

Uploaded 05/30/2008
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