I used to make prank calls and record them. I know it’s a pretty juvenile pastime but I’ve never been accused of excessive maturity.  Some of them were lame and many of them were humorous. Every once in a while I would produce a gem.

I used to do improve and can do character voices. I once called a restaurant and in the most flamingly homosexual voice asked if, when I visited them I should use the front entrance or ‘…cum in the back door?”

The sweet old Asian Lady replied, “You can go both ways.” Sheeesh…if you lob me one like that I have to smash it over the net.

Most of the calls were on my old computer which died. I looked at too many porn sights without updating my Norton. The thing had more viruses than a Guatemalan hooker.

I have one prized CD compilation of calls. Sadly it is only a small fraction of the dozens in my body of work. Just as some scholars theorize that the books contained in the bible are only a fraction of the actual number written. I think the comparison is fair.

They are in a WAV format. I want to upload a few of them to eBaums but don’t know of a good FREE audio format converter program. Can anyone recommend a good, FREE, program that will allow me to convert my WAV”s to MP3 so that I may submit them?

Thanks~