- Woman who go to man's apartment for snack get Titbit.
- Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
- Man who get kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
- Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face.
- Passionate kiss like spider web... lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with hole in packet feel cocky all day.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Virginity like balloon...one prick, all gone.
- He who farts in church sits in own pew.
- Baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls can't walk.
- Man who live in glass house dress in basement.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next best thing.
- Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
- Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
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