I am proud to announce the following to the EBW community.  I consider this a press release of sorts.

The honor of being top (and only) result on a google search, has changed my life.

Searching for creepingjenniepenis in Google will result in a blog of mine as the only result.

Google HQ has called and offered an awards ceremony, or banquet in honor of this achievement, but I declined, asking that the money for such an event would be better spent on my favorite charity "Out-of-Work Hookers in small Alabama Towns".

I would like to thank everyone who made this possible.  My friends (both of you!), my agent, my subscribers and most of all...

I would like to thank Creeping Jennies Penis, without which, I would not be here.

Thank you CJsP...  I an HunterDad, and I have taken a penis to stardom....