Christ almighty I've never seen a bigger batch of ball tuggers and nut slappers in my entire life. Put my dick in a blender and hit chop you motherfuckers. I once saw a crow dying on my lawn. Poor bastard twitched and flopped, and there was nothing I could do. I hated myself for not being able to do more. What the fuck could I do? All I did was watch and pretend like I was there for the bird. Poor thing. It died soon thereafter, and I felt a terrible hatred welling up inside for some reason, like watching an episode of Law and Order: SVU that had a shitty ending. This is such horseshit, all this shit, all this fuck. Fuck. I can't even understand why these crooked cunt hairs piss all over my shit when my fuck isn't even prepared for the dongle inside of my own fucking ass. Jesus, guys let's pull out the fucking penis and stroke the balls for ten secodns, and remember that vagina is the only thing that feels like an anus without the shit. I mean, come the fuck on MySpace! No-one uses you anymore! Get the fuck off my internets you CUNTS! DICKS!