i play chess.
its hard to find good partners.
rook takes queen. pawn takes knight. your king is dead.
chess is a lot like my life.
i'm the king and i have no bishops no rooks no knights no queen no pawns. i'm alone on a checkered board against a fully armed hoarde.
i'm drinking again. i drink some rum, some beers, some vodka, some cocktails and i piss away my pay into the toilet. i drink alone.
such is the life of Herkimer Hess.
the faceless douchebag.
i love smoking. they say smoking will kill you. but honestly who wants the years that cigarettes will take? i dont want to be shitting myself and going to by lemons when i already have two bags of them in my fridge.
kill me before i go senile mr camel.
it'll cost the taxpayers less money.
*gets another beer*
i'm playng GTA4 a lot lately
if i cant take girls out in the real world i at least can get a cheap $60 hooker to screw and stab to death in a dark rat infested alley.
gordon ramsey is a sell out.
the shows are cut and spliced and they think they can fool the public but they cant fool me. i saw a chick on there last week that was cut 4 weeks ago. cooking. it was only for a split second but i saw. and rewound it. god bless you DVR.
fuck you gordon ramsey.
i think i have some serious problems.