I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my Jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed.  I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat.  I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home.  It was awkward and I regret it.