Drug Free America Games

TheNaxx Published 04/14/2009

So, I uploaded a link to the games in the drugfree America web site. Ive decided to bring it here to show this blogging community how fucking stupid this shit is. Prepare yourself:

1) http://checkyourself.com/interact.aspx >>

2) CHOICES what would I do?

"Here's an interactive game involving a series of decisions. Select a story title from the menu below. Follow along and, when prompted, make a choice to further the story. It's an opportunity to choose your own path and discover where it leads".

Im going to play the one thats called The New Kid:

3) You and your best friend Chris are hanging out after school when the new kid in your geometry class walks by. Sam just moved here and you know how hard it is to be the new kid so you wave him over. The three of you like the same bands and have similar interests in movies. Youre having a great conversation when Sam pulls a joint out of his pack of cigarettes. You and your best friend have never smoked pot and none of the kids you hang out with smoke. Sam passes you the joint.

(Please notice the fuckers say nothing about the cigs, like its all right, but pot! Nooo. You now have 2 choices, > you decide to try it, or, you pass. I decide to try it.)

4) You inhale and few seconds later youre coughing like crazy. Chris smokes too. You take a few more puffs. On the walk home you feel like your feet are out of control. You trip and fall on a rock. Chris laughs hysterically as you get up. You feel disoriented and weird. That weekend, Sam suggests you all drive up to the lake and get high. Its hot out and the lake sound good. You agree to go. However, youre not so crazy about the getting high part. You didnt like feeling klutzy or looking like an idiot. You talk to Chris separately and you both agree that youll go, but you wont get high. But when you get there, Chris goes and smokes anyway. Sam offers you a hit.

(Again, you have 2 choices, > you take it, or, you pass. I decide to take a hit from the joint)

5) You take the hit, well several hits, and eventually you start feeling high. Everything seems really funny and Sam, Chris and you are laughing your heads off. But on the drive back you guys get pulled over by the cops. You try to play it cool and hand over your license but inside youre freaking out, praying that he doesnt find the weed in the car. Good thing the cop is clueless. Afterwards, Chris cant stop cracking up. But youre not so amused. That could have been really bad.

Before you drop Sam, he invites you guys to a party his older sister is having on Saturday night. He says there will be a lot of older kids and plenty of beer and pot and possibly Ecstasy.

(Yet again, 2 choices, the dichotomical fuckers, > you agree to go, or, you say maybe. Hmmolder sister, beer and pot, im a teenager exploring the worldI decide to go).

6) Its Saturday night and you and Chris meet and head over to Sams sisters party. You both agree that youll share one beer and not smoke any pot. (Chris admits that he felt really strange and paranoid when he was high.) Its seems like a fun party. Great music, cool crowd. You spot Sam across the room. He pulls the two of you into the bathroom and tells you that he has three pills of E for you to share.

(And, yet again, 2 choices: you say no; you have to get home soon, or, you swallow the pill. Never tried ecstasy, so, I swallow the pill)

7) You wait a while and the E finally kicks in. At first it's really fun. You cant stop smiling and you cant stop dancing. Its amazing how friendly and warm everyone seems. But then, suddenly you feel really sick. Everyone tells you to just sit down and drink some water. But you feel really, really sick. You cant find Chris anywhere. You stumble to the bathroom where you fall down and pass out. Next thing you know, youre waking up in a hospital bed with tubes stuck down your throat. Your parents are looking down at you; their eyes are teary, red and worried. : : End

¿Conclusion? If you smoke pot, youll end passed out on E on a bathroom floor, and your parents will hate you.