In a time of fucking crisis, we must come together and help our fellow douchebag.  This is serious!...  and the situation is far past the normal persons capacity to help, but you may be the one to get through to this user who is so desperately in need of our assistance.

Currently, there is this user, who is having difficulty... basically in LIFE.  This fucking tool is so conceited and utterly retarded, that Jerry's kids feel bad for him.

You know who this is... with his sad protestations of superiority.  He is suffering from what we like to call Douchosis.  A condition that severly lowers the self-esteem and causes brutal delusions of superiority.

He has come to us in a time of need, and is struggling to hold on to his sanity....

We must band together and help him to see his douchy ways.

If we succeed, he may leave, and not fill the world with any more doucheness... but if we fail....

Well....

He may biggest douchtastic threat this country has ever seen...

I am HunterDad... and I am scared a little bit...