Here's the gist:
Ask me any question(s), and I will give you an answer. You can ask me anything, and I will answer EACH AND EVERY QUESTION for as long as this post exists. The seriousness of the answer will reflect the seriousness of the question. Ask me a stupid/silly question, I'll give you an even sillier answer. Ask me a serious question, on the other hand, I'll do my best to give you a good answer.
Seriously, you can ask me anything. I know you guys can cook up some good ones.
Hit me, bitches.