ATTENTION EBAUM'S WORLD, ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THAILAND WILLING TO SELL ME SHOES, ATTENTION EBAUM NATION :::
Enough is ENOUGH. The blog section exemplifies a humdrum section filled to the brim with blogs that only appeal to senile old men who watch "The Price is Right" frequently. WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! Wake up ... we need to rescue OUR LEADER, NEKO. I am EXTREMELY IRATE RIGHT NOW, I'll tell you guys what. I've had enough of this nonsense ... why is Neko banned? WHY?
Neko is talented, beautiful, and ORIGINAL. Her Skyrim blogs and her overall knowledge of life have certainly enlightened and inspired me. Tears are literally rolling down my cheeks as I type this. AS I TYPE THIS ... DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR ME?
This is OPERATION REVIVAL. If the talented Miss Neko Jones isn't reinstated from her banishment, I will expose this blog section to a PLETHORA OF ORIENTALS, WHO ARE MORE THAN EAGER TO SPAM THE SECTION WITH VARIOUS ADVERTISEMENTS. Trust me, if you thought the shoes were bad, wait until you see the kitchen appliances ... the MORTGAGE listings ... the CELL PHONE PLANS. Dread, MacDreidel, PepperPeanut ... FINAL WARNING.
We want Neko! We want Neko! We want NEKO! Give us Neko back or else, you deviant FIENDS. If Neko isn't returned by NEXT FRIDAY, I WILL TELL MY MOTHER TO DRIVE ME TO THE POST OFFICE, WHERE I CAN CONTACT THE ORIENTALS. I will also lure Obama supporters onto this website if my demands are not MET.
YOUR MOVE, DREAD. TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK. LIGHT OR DEATH???? LIGHT .................................... OR DEATH?