I found this on aol, I took the amazing categories and added my own examples of how/why they work or don't...It is the closest thing to copy pasting I will do.But I cant believe how fucking vague these are..should stay the fuck out of the sex advice circle....But they might help so here goes..I only took the names of these "Types" of sex. I have not tried some of these.

Holiday Sex- This is where it pays to be jewish....and muslim..Check

Make-Up Sex- Like with a clown????Check

Vacation Sex- I like to call this one friday sex...Check

Animalistic Sex-Like with a cat? Wtf Aol? Ok it must be like doggy style but you squeel and moo..Or you fuck a goat? Either way Check..

Comfort Sex- for her or for me?Either way that doesnt sound fun..have not done.

Hope-We-Don't-Get-Caught Sex-  This one realy bothered me.Because anytime i am having sex the last thing i would want is to get cought.Are there times I want to get caught??No!! unless Sara Chalke catches me I must say this isnt a real type of sex. fuck you aol....Soon to be a Check

Fulfill-Your-Fantasy Sex- For you guys sex is the fantasy.For those who have it enough to have another actual fantasy, I suggest the slutty female storm trooper.Double check

Quickie Sex-Is there another type??? realy??Check

Romantic, Sensual Sex - this is a fraud to make men look insensitive.Here i got you flowers and chocolates, can i take off your pants now?? See no such thing..no check

All-Over-the-House Sex- Not recomended if you dont close your blinds.Or have sara chalke as a neighbor.Then she could be all like "I am on my way over".Then i would be happy...accidental Check

Outdoor Sex-This where you pull out and dont realize it till its too late...Oops Check

Position of the Week Sex- Like secretary of state??Not yet ,No Check

Marathon Sex-This can be dangerous. So i suggest you drink alot of water and try not to anger her in between sessions.woman like to complain and cuddle .I suggest you put on loud music to stop her from complaining. Ow im sore. Ow cant you not squeeze so much. Owwww Wrong hole....Owwww Please stop calling me cat women....But yes Check

Those were the aol types of sex. i have noticed that aol has been doing 13 lists recently.. And i found them too blunt to be helpfull.So that was my list interpretations.

Matt the leader of Zombies and the

 mall santas.