Plagued by a parsimonious presentation of products, I perused a profile for other pleasures. I was pleased to note the plethora of pizzas proffered, but puzzled by the persimmon, peach and periwinkle perfumes. Why present pizza and perfume on the same page? Possibly to promote a pleasing pick of premium products? Possibly because the programmer was a prick!
Okay I know this isn't a "real" flash fiction but I did sign my last blog "Alliteratively Yours" So I decided just to have a little fun.
I'll prolly put out another tomorrow!
Positively pleased with my presentation