Funny Quotes
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." "Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff." "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." "To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." "If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." "The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
I really enjoyed these...
Dave Edison.
Dick Cavett.
Edgar Wallace.
Sacha Guitry.
Steven Wright.
Al Capone.
Enoch Powell.
John Wayne.
Quentin Crisp.
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