*Big tits,if you don't have big tits I will take small ones.
*2 or more nipples
*One hot to luke warm vagina
*Ability to breath through nose for a long period of time
*No facial hair(beards tickle my balls)
*Loves the cock
*Loves to talk dirty to Dirty
*Likes it when I fart while she sucks on my meat rod
*Does a funny voice when I put my nuts on her forehead
*Is totally willing to be tied up and locked in my basement
*Condoms are for gay people only
I'm Dirtysanchez and I'm starting without you.