A (gay) friend of mine told me were suppose to say gayborhood. Apparently the term village is now considered derogatory and its like calling them low class or gettho. And boy oh boy, tons of crazy, entertaining stuff happens around the gayborhood!

So last night was a very ordinary friday. My boyfriend and I dont like to go clubbing or anything like that so we just stay home, smoke some weed, watch movies, adult cartoons, dumb shit on the internet or play video games. Around 11pm, we noticed loud shitty techno-dance club music coming from outside. I was getting pissed because 3 hours earlier, same shit happened, and I couldnt even hear my movie properly anymore. I looked outside and saw it was the same girl as 3 hours before. She had not moved her fucking car one inch! Since she was just sitting in there she was prolly not paying the parking meater either and stealing parking space downtowm where its a huge problem. Anyways...

It gets better, that fat cow was in the car with some guy and they were drinking rhum directly from the 40 oz bottle, giggling and wobbling away. My boyfriend and I looked at each other and said: God shes so annoying. Then it hit us: Drinking alcohol in your car when the keys are on contact is illegal. Im usually not one to snitch and tell on people when they do not-so-OK stuff but that fat cunt was blasting techno in front of my house and I wanted her gone. So, yeah,we called the fucking cops!!

Took them maybe 5 or 6 minutes to arrive. My boyfriend and I wanted to watch what would happen so we went in the next room and we were peeking through the shades. We didnt want cow-girl to see we were watching, then she could figure out WE called the cops and want revenge! We couldnt hear shit so I had the idea to go listen through the front door. For the first time, I was happy to have a crappy slice in the door mailbox. I opened it and I was able to see and hear the whole thing without being seen by either the cops or cow girl.

Turns out that what she was doing was a serious offense. The cop said its the same as drunk driving, read her her rights, cuffed her and arrested her. Meanwhile, her friend who had left momentarly to go pick up the rest of the gang (hes back with 3 more ppl) came back and saw cowgirl getting arrested and seemed devasted. They shouldve known better, thats all I can say.

When it was over I made myself a sandwich and it was DELICIOUS!