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I need to rely on some of the creativity and intellect of my fellow EBW users to help me determine what I should be for halloween.  I actually was informed of a most promising party that will be held to celebrate and costumes are mandatory.  I dont want to be the tool that isnt dressed up when everyone else is... What, could I just tell people that for Halloween I am a caucasian, young suburban adult male who cant dance and drinks domestic beer??  No... that wouldnt fly...Of course, I would like to be something creative, but im not trying to break the bank for a costume...Preferably, my costume would also aid me in picking up a naughty school girl, nurse, devil, or other sexy outfit wearer...Who has a good idea for me??  I think the most creative thing i was recommended so far was the geico caveman...