Why don't men carry handbags. It seems ridiculous that the impracticality of carrying everything you need in your pockets is considered manly. Is being practical considered a feminine trait? My pockets are always bulging with stuff and it not only feels terrible but looks awful too. I've recently started wearing tighter jeans and it looks stupid having two huge bulges either side of my waist accompanying my penis bulge. The items i carry in my pockets most of the time are: cigarettes, lighter, keys, phone, ipod, wallet and small change. In winter you can spread these items out and put some in your coat but that only leaves you checking all your pockets when you forget where you put your lighter. In summer you are pretty much fucked. I am currently single but times in the past when i have been in a relationship i have found myself emptying my pockets into my girlfriends handbag to relieve my pants of the burden. This brings me to another good point. Women make excellent drug mules on a night out *taps nose*.