Ho ho choke choke...........

Many years ago when my oldest daughter was about four years old I would play Santa Claus for her and my nieces and nephews. This particular year I was getting dressed and leaving from work when my boss caught me and asked if I would come by and pass out gifts for his family, this man had 10 kids. I tell him sure and I would be there in about 30 minutes. What Santa needed before he played for a crowd was a shot of Jack (or two) and a joint. I was living in Cincinnati at the time and was heading up Montgomery road in all my splendor, beard and all. There is nobody on the road and I was sitting at this traffic light in the town of Silverton trying like all get out to get this joint lit when I look to my right and there sits a cop looking right at me. He motions for me to roll my window down and when I do he asks me "am I going to have to take Santa to jail" of course I go ho ho ho and he does not smile. He tells me to throw the joint out the window and pull away. I do this and when I look back he was out of his car picking it up. Do you think he took it home? Well Santa had 4 shots of Jack and his nose was as red as Rudolf but everthing went fine.   ho ho ho choke choke thanks to the back up!


Thank for reading Bohank

Uploaded 09/10/2008
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