Many years ago when my oldest daughter was about four years old I would play Santa Claus for her and my nieces and nephews. This particular year I was getting dressed and leaving from work when my boss caught me and asked if I would come by and pass out gifts for his family, this man had 10 kids. I tell him sure and I would be there in about 30 minutes. What Santa needed before he played for a crowd was a shot of Jack (or two) and a joint. I was living in Cincinnati at the time and was heading up Montgomery road in all my splendor, beard and all. There is nobody on the road and I was sitting at this traffic light in the town of Silverton trying like all get out to get this joint lit when I look to my right and there sits a cop looking right at me. He motions for me to roll my window down and when I do he asks me "am I going to have to take Santa to jail" of course I go ho ho ho and he does not smile. He tells me to throw the joint out the window and pull away. I do this and when I look back he was out of his car picking it up. Do you think he took it home? Well Santa had 4 shots of Jack and his nose was as red as Rudolf but everthing went fine.   ho ho ho choke choke thanks to the back up!

Thank for reading Bohank