I was at the drive through getting my usual morning coffee, when some unshaven guy in a wife beater shirt, hoarks up a great big green one. He has the demeanour of a bad ass, snarling down at the ground with his shoulders tilted and a little drizzle hanging from his lower lip. He wipes it clean with the back of his hand as he looks back up at me. I've gotten use to seeing this behaviour in young men so I didn't react to his deliberate act. I just looked at him, and asked myself, "Why do young men, just out of the blue, let out a stream of spit"? 

Now don't give me that shit about, "My mouth produces a lot of spit," or " Smoking makes me hack shit up".On the first count, swallow it or keep a sponge in your mouth on the second, if you are hacking up a lung, then stop smoking or see a doctor. You don't see young women smoking and erupting green eggs, unless they live in trailer parks and use it to ward off the Evil Bouncing Penis. 

Lets face it, when I'm walking up the street and some asshole spits, he's either eating sunflower seeds or he's sending a message. "Don't mess with me", or "Fuck you" or the most likely one due to young men being insecure, " Oh yeah, you think I'm a fag? Well, fuck you, I'm gonna spit like a giant penis spreading my manly semen until the ground is fertile with it's gooey goodness." 

Lets face it, guys spit to lay out their  territory because they are insecure and concerned the general public thinks they are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, unless you really don't want to be, but can't help but wonder what that other guys spit tastes like. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know what I mean.

Spitting in public is rude and only  demonstrates you lack good upbringing and, or, are insecure about your manhood and your station in life. Get a star...Stop spitting, no one's impressed!