Here are some holiday items that will help you have that authentic holiday experience.
Pretangled Christmas Lights
These Christmas lights are so pre-tangled that he’ll swear he’ll hang himself with them right after finally prying them apart.
Pooping Reindeer Candy Dispenser
For the holiday enthusiast who is too much of a pussy to eat real deer shit.
Keep Santa from trespassing on your property.
Christmas Tree Hat
This hat makes such a convincing tree that when I wore it people wanted to chop me down!
Dreidel For Dogs
Tell your friends, “I’m not Jewish, but my dog is” to let them know you’re not gay but your boyfriend is.
Candy Cane Pop Rocks
Feels like an elf farting on your tongue.