So I'm still in the Philippines.  My girlfriend's brother and his girlfriend I will call Jack and Jill for the purposes of anomininity.  We go to Tagaytay (spelling?) to get a good view of an active volcano sitting down inside what appears to be a larger cauldron with a huge lake around it.  An island on an island.  It was breath-takinly beautiful.  We sit down to eat at a restraunt that has outdoor seating.

     Now, Jill is wearing a top unlike any I had ever seen before.  As a matter of fact, I did not even notice how unique this thing was, until this incident.  This thing has a zipper that starts at the right hand should and runs diagonally to the left hip, then back up the back to the right shoulder.  I guess the idea is you can separate it and add a different piece to make a new shirt.  Buy 2 shirts, and you really get 4.

     Jack had apperently not noticed it either, and became curious.  Yes, in the middle of this crowded outdoor seating he grabs the zipper and unzips it.  The top fell down; Jill's face turned red as she grabbed for her falling bottom half and yells "Jack!".  I'm over there just about to fall out of my seat laughing so hard.  All I could think was, "Come on Jack, wait till we get you a room, at least!" 

     I think Jill got offended becuase I laughed so hard, but I was laughing at Jack.  It was so darned funny.  I almost choked on my food several times.  Overall, I had a great time, despite the banks STILL screwing wth me.  I swear I'm going to sue several banks after this is over.