After spending a few days way back when dressing up the outside of our house, and making it look scary, not all kiddy and shit, the big day has finally come!!!

So yea, me and the wifey were ready, had the fog machine, the strobe light, and the creepy sound effects going, man, it was the shizznit, besides the fact I paid 10 bucks for the fog machine timer and the piece of shit didn't work, So I still had to press the damn button all night long, ok whatever.

So I don't actually own this house, I rent, it is a nice area however, not ghetto and people don't have broke down cars in their front yard, just a nice place to live until I figure out exactly what and where I want to do with the rest of my life. Anyway, everything is awesome, got the perfect setup, no one could touch it...

Well my "landlord" if you want to call him that asked me to BBQ for everyone, sure, why not, a little sucking up to the man!!! So yea, I burn a few, the damn pit was retarded, but I'm sure I am not the best cook either, well, I suck really, mostly with BBQ.

So I left my house and walked over to the field we have in the middle of all the houses, and start to cook for everyone, no biggie, well here comes the wifey, ok cool, and the kids were done trick-or-treating so she didn't have any reason to stay there anymore, ahhhhhh, it's perfect, people telling me the wenies are burnt, but that's cool cause that's how they like it, everything is going great.

So we went on a little hay ride through the woods and it lasted about 30 mins, we get back, help clean up and head to the house to find...

Well shit, she left the bowl of candy out, over 25 bucks worth of awesome candy and I had none, and some little greddy fuckers took the entire bowl, I'm talking about 10 pounds worth of a heart attack, man was I pissed.

Not like it was a hundred kids running around, maybe ten of them, and I know who it was, these little gangsta looking fake ass kids who didn't even dress up and one had his hair colored green, mother fuckers... I learned a great lesson that night...

Never let a fucking women be in charge of my fucking candy.

Workman