It's Totally Craptastic

Looking back at my last blog, which I saddled with the title "Crap In A Hat", I got to thinking of some of my favorite phrases.

Crap in a hat, like a lot of my favorite phrases, came from Twisted ToyFare Theatre.  If you don't know what it is, it's a monthly comic that uses real toys and runs in ToyFare magazine.  The creators of Robot Chicken came from it.  Check it out.

While they provide a lot of gems such as "Hulk Smash Naga Nooch" (while Hulk is wearing a Jay of Jay and Silent Bob type hat) and "But Doom left his wallet in his other pants", these are not things that always easily fit into your normal every day banter, unless you are talking with other TTT fans.

So here are some of my favorite phrases and quotes.  I hope you can work at least one of them into your conversations during the coming week.

Crap in a hat!

Son of a bitch (my favorite for just about anything)

Mutha fucka!

That was NOT part of Goldie's plan! (From Get Shorty, maybe?)

That's what she said.

Como se taco, la chimichanga? (Also from TTT)

That's right.  You'd dig it the most. (Pulp Fiction)

I've got a meeting with the Bobs. (Office Space)

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot! (Clerks)

There's another [amount of time] of my life I'll never get back.

I know there are more, and my wife doesn't want to encourage me.  What are your favorites?

Uploaded 01/11/2009
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