I feel like amusing and grossing everyone out, so here's a joke. alittle background for this, I don't think he made it up but I heard this joke from george carlin himself during a live performance about a year before he died. He was telling what he thought was one of the grossest jokes he had heard before.
A little girl is in the bathroom washing her hands when her father leaves the shower. she points to his penis and says 'daddy, what's that?'
he replies 'it's my penis.'
she asks 'Daddy when am I going to get a penis?'
he hesitates, then leans over and says: 'When mommy goes to work.'
kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth doesn't it?