I work at the Olive Garden as a part-time waitress. While there are many things that I HATE about serving, mindless parents and wild children rank the highest. I do love waitressing. There is nothing better than leaving Saturday night with over 200 dollars in your pocket after only working six hours but I digress…

Yesterday, I was carrying out a huge tray full of near-boiling soups and entrées when I see three little children running towards me. I instantly stop and hold still, thinking that they will hurry past. No. They begin playing ‘tag’ around my LEGS! I was nudged several times before their mothers called them back to the table.

Holy shit! Is it just me or do mothers not give a shit anymore? (FYI, I don’t need any bitches saying ‘well, I’m not like that’. Maybe YOU aren’t, but most mothers are.) I. HAVE. SCALDING. HOT. SOUP. that is near SECONDS from dropping on your “sweetie pie’s” head. And what would happen if I dropped the tray? LAWSUIT! From some stupid ass, lazy bitch who couldn’t watch her little mistakes in the first place. Any other waitresses with me on this?