Hello ebaumsworlds users!

This is my first blog entry and Im quite excited because I have the greatest news in the world and I want to share this with EVERYONE!!! In my belly is what will soon become a child. Thats right: im fuckin prego! Isnt that just peachy?! Im gonna have to start making phone calls tho cause theres no way i can guess just like that who the father is. I mean, its not like im a slut or anything. Last month was pretty mellow, ive been to only 3 orgies. Crystal Meth is getting too expensive when used multiple times on a daily basis so i dont go to as many parties as often as i used to. There cant be more than 10 men Im gonna have to test for DNA so it shouldnt take too long. One of them lives on the streets tho so he doesnt have like a landline or anything to reach him but I have faith hes not the father of my child. That guy only fucked me in the ass and you dont get pregnant that way. By now, you prolly figured out im totally shitting you so aprils fools mutha fucka!!!!!!!