Here I am this Thanksgiving day.
With nothing to do and no family to stay.
I open the fridge, he knows who I am,
my favorite delights, turkey or ham.
Im thankful for this, Im thankful for that.
Who gives a shit, I am still fat.
My last boyfriend left me when I was 33.
We exchanged pics on e-harmony.
I roll to my left, I roll to my right.
I have trouble sleeping *claps* off goes the light.