Here I am this Thanksgiving day.

With nothing to do and no family to stay.

I open the fridge, he knows who I am,

my favorite delights, turkey or ham.

Im thankful for this, Im thankful for that.

Who gives a shit, I am still fat.

My last boyfriend left me when I was 33.

We exchanged pics on e-harmony.

I roll to my left, I roll to my right.

I have trouble sleeping *claps* off goes the light.