for those of you who saw my first one and liked it... Enjoy!

1.  If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2.  I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3.  If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5.  I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6.  Roses are red.  Violets are blue.  I like spaghetti.  Let's go fuck.

7.  Is that a keg in your pants?  'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8.  If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
     could I meet you between the holidays?

9.  You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
     you or eat you!

10.  Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11.  Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12.  I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13.  How about we play lion and lion tamer?  You hold your mouth open,
     and I'll put my head in.