Dear MrsNekoJeans,

Hi I am Poopy McPooperson and I hope u have a great day.  I just want to say I love u and I think you are so hot and I want to be your boyfriend and husband and stuff like that and I think I would make a great boyfriend because i could treet u leik the princess that u are so plese be mine 4ever.

I haev always been in love with u forever and i will always love you so plese be my girlfriend i think you are really hot and we would have a lot of fun together and you would like me because i have a really big penus and stuff like that so please consider becoming my girlfirend please let me no ur response in a blog so we can can share all our love for all of ebaumsworm to see because im not afried to tell u i love you in front of everyone here on ebaumsworm thats how much i love u.

yours forever,
Poopy