Muscle Relaxers and Beer
liquidlou
Published
12/04/2011
So I have been having some back spasms for the last couple of months. I went to bullshit physical therapy and it didn't really do anything. It didn't help in any way. They just gave me a massage 3 times a week but without the happy ending it was just some chick doing a bad job and no reward at the end. But the doctor told me to take some muscle relaxers before bed every night, because it is cold these days and I always wake up and my back is really tight and it takes a while to be able to move. So Friday roles around and I had a long day at work so I called it a night pretty early. I took my pill around 8:30 and put in a movie. A little while later my friend calls me and asks if I want to grab a beer. Forgetting I took my pill already I headed out.
We get to the bar and I nurse a beer. The bartender is really hot with an amazing ass (and I'm sure she's nice and all that shit too....) so I was glad I came out. Then I have one more, but I start to feel really strange. Not drunk, but out of it. I decided to go home.
I get to my place and get ready for bed. I go to take my last minute piss, and just as I am about to finish I completely pass out and do a nose dive into the tank of my toilet. I busted my lip then flopped backwards and cracked my head on the bathtub. I woke up pants undone, pinned between my tub and my toilet. For the record, I didn't piss on myself. I managed to make it in the toilet.
At least this is how I think it went down. The last thing I remember was pissing, but evidence leads me to believe the rest is also true. Everything on my toilet we knocked off, bloody lip, where I landed.... all signs point to the above. And I'm fucking smart so you should believe me. Either that or I have a molesting ghost in my place.
We get to the bar and I nurse a beer. The bartender is really hot with an amazing ass (and I'm sure she's nice and all that shit too....) so I was glad I came out. Then I have one more, but I start to feel really strange. Not drunk, but out of it. I decided to go home.
I get to my place and get ready for bed. I go to take my last minute piss, and just as I am about to finish I completely pass out and do a nose dive into the tank of my toilet. I busted my lip then flopped backwards and cracked my head on the bathtub. I woke up pants undone, pinned between my tub and my toilet. For the record, I didn't piss on myself. I managed to make it in the toilet.
At least this is how I think it went down. The last thing I remember was pissing, but evidence leads me to believe the rest is also true. Everything on my toilet we knocked off, bloody lip, where I landed.... all signs point to the above. And I'm fucking smart so you should believe me. Either that or I have a molesting ghost in my place.
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