This Beer is too cold..........please shoot now

It's just s small oil leak and we will fix it..........yea but what will be left by then

Those BooBs are way to big........come on

My favorite, Not all politicians lie.........these are the same people who ride the short bus

That guy is worth 125 million over 5 years.........he is playing a game, A GAME!

I hate Blues music...........I dont want to know these people.

We should grant amnesty to law breakers.....they are trying to get the American dream and then tear it down.

This is the last time I am going to smoke Meth.........just say I am from Mo and I need you to show me

He said he will get a job and stop hitting me once we are married........yea sure he will

We are the Government and we are here to help........it scares me every time I hear it.

I really have a top 50 but number 11 is, hold on I will do it right now

Thanks for reading Bohank