I've just learned that my older brother Aaron, who some of you may remember me mentioning in the past as being my greatest role model growing up or when I was comparing him to Matt (Maiorano), comes here and reads my blogs and comments. I don't know how long he's been coming here, nor do I know if he has a profile and has been responding to me all this time incognito as a faceless fellow blogger. What an ass!!
Anyway, Aaron, I'm sure you're reading this. If you already have a profile then I suppose the guessing game will begin... if you don't, then god damnit, make one. I know you'd be a welcomed addition to the blogs, because as I said, you and Matt are a lot alike and he is arguably the most legendary and popular blogger here, and I'm sure many of the other bloggers can naught but respect you when I say that you are largely responsible for me growing up to be the kind of man that I am. You would definitely be counted amongst we few gems of wit and intelligence in this sea of retards.
And now, knowing the other bloggers as I do, I'm sure people are going to start coming out of the woodwork claiming to be you. This ought to be amusing.