holy fucking shit on my ass!!! i had this dream last night that i think i will remember for the rest of my life....

i was at my buddies house and we were just horny as fuck and there was this huge fat chick at his party (350lbs+) just pure fat and nasty. anyway i dont know how i got to this point, but at one point in my dream she was naked...yes naked...and i had an erection. >>>>bad things happen when a fat chick is naked and you have an erection<<<<

so i was trying to put my dick inside of her vagina and i couldnt get it that right, she she used both hands and spread her vagina and i could see into it... like deep into it, so i basically dropped my erection into her vagina and the vagina closed over onto my dick and i began to have some sex with her.... well i pulled out and i realized that i just came all in her vagina and i asked her if she was on birth control, and she said no.

when i fucking woke up i flipped out.

nuff said.