My Ghost Story
snarkles
Published
09/05/2012
I just moved into a new apartment. My first night in apartment 2A I
kept hearing footsteps in my kitchen. I got up to take a look thinking a
crackhead had broken in but to my disappointment the kitchen was
empty. The footsteps stopped after I checked it out and went back to
sleep.
This happened a few more nights during my first month but I dismissed it as noises from an old house. The weird thing was that I would wake up and money would be missing out of my wallet or my watch would be on the floor. It felt like a ghost was trying to rob me. I started to become truly terrified. Something was watching me and it wasn't batman.
After about a month I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't bring any money home or it would be missing in the morning. That sent me into crisis mode. I talked to the landlord downstairs and was completely freaked by his story. In the 70's a crackhead named, Koolaid, got into a shootout with police from my apartment and was killed. As he lay dying in the apartment his last words were, "why did you shoot me over a crack-rock? I will haunt anyone that moves into this apartment, motherfuckers."
I completely freaked out. Then I had an idea. I drove into a bad part of town and bought a gram of pure crack rock. I put that on the kitchen table and it compelled the ghost to stop trying to rob me. I couldn't believe the results. I had pleased the ghost with a crack-rock. My landlord was happy I didn't move and I don't have money or credit cards missing.
This happened a few more nights during my first month but I dismissed it as noises from an old house. The weird thing was that I would wake up and money would be missing out of my wallet or my watch would be on the floor. It felt like a ghost was trying to rob me. I started to become truly terrified. Something was watching me and it wasn't batman.
After about a month I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't bring any money home or it would be missing in the morning. That sent me into crisis mode. I talked to the landlord downstairs and was completely freaked by his story. In the 70's a crackhead named, Koolaid, got into a shootout with police from my apartment and was killed. As he lay dying in the apartment his last words were, "why did you shoot me over a crack-rock? I will haunt anyone that moves into this apartment, motherfuckers."
I completely freaked out. Then I had an idea. I drove into a bad part of town and bought a gram of pure crack rock. I put that on the kitchen table and it compelled the ghost to stop trying to rob me. I couldn't believe the results. I had pleased the ghost with a crack-rock. My landlord was happy I didn't move and I don't have money or credit cards missing.
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