I was chilling upstairs in my house and I had my brother over for the night, He's 17 and has recently picked up the habit of smoking Black & Milds. So we were kickin' it, I was on here and he had the Pittsburg game on, and he asks me if he can smoke and i told him I didn't care, so he pulls out a mild and sparks it up. A few minutes go by and I notice he's acting kinda paranoid so I ask what the "hell's wrong with you"? He said he was worried someone would come up and catch him smoking and I told him don't worry about it. He asked how i would know if someone was coming upstairs and I told him I have the house memorized having lived here for 7 years. He gives me the the WTF look and calls me a weirdo.

Every creak, crack, sound, squeak. Every single part of the house, top to bottom. I could lay in bed upstairs and be able to tell if someone had walked into the front door just by a small difference in sound. I know every spot to step on the hardwood floors to avoid a classic squeak at night. Sounds kinda sad like i have too much time but who knows.

So here's the question...... what kind of things do you have memorized down to the tee?

Later,

Eastside_Dave