I know you all have been pondering whether or not the blog by "Mrs. Wallboy" was real or not.

Sadly, my friends, it is true. WAAAAAAllboy is no more. He is deceased. He has gone on to his great reward. Wait, what? You say he's only sleeping? That he's feeling better?

*Shoots Wallboy*

He's dead, alright.

Anyway, those faithful followers of the great and powerful WAAAAllboy shall not be left in the cold, as I, WAAAAllsheep, am here to welcome you to my herd.

The ridiculous, nonsequitor liberally-biased meanderings? I got it!

The deluded ogling of women thousands of miles away? I'll do it!

The ability to be butt-hurt over anything that includes my name, regardless of context or content?

FUCK YOU YOU REPUGNITROID ACEHOLE DIPASSES HOW DARE YOU NOT BOW TO LORD OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA?!?!?!?!?!

And that's the way it is, or Obama will kill your Grandma.