Nine is A Number
Hello. I feel I must express my views on a few subjects of particular interest. This is necessary because, according to my calculations, I am 1,927 times smarter than the average person.
One of the first topics I would like to cover is dragon shirts. Dragon shirts are the epitome of Vin-Dieseltude, which is a terrible condition. Additionally, most individuals who are able to bring themselves to wear a dragon shirt have been sexually intimate with a dragon. I know this sounds absurd, but you must remember that Komodo Dragons still count. No joke.
The next thing I want to discuss is flip-flops. Flip-flops, in my opinion, which is representative of the opinion of all self-respecting human beings, are, in essence, symbolic representations of confused gender identities. By this I mean that males who wear flip flop sandals are, in all likelihood, attracted to Alabaman male humans. Enough on this subject, which is self-explanatory.
My final topic of discussion will be dinosaurs, which never existed. Dinosaurs are the ancient equivalent of kangaroos, a creature equally unbelievable as a brontosaurus. A cat with a pouch? Are you kidding me?
My point, in essence, is that you are stupid. Yes. I'm serious. I hate you. Just kidding. I don't hate you, but seriously you are very dumb. I am much smarter than you. If you disagree, prove it. Bitch.
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