No President For four minutes.

Once upon a time at 12:00pm today Bush was no longer president of the United States of America.  It wasn't until 12:04pm that Obama became the new president.  That means for four minutes you could of done whatever you wanted.  The man couldn't possibly hold you down.  Everyone was free!  I took advantage of this situation.  I first went to the New York City zoo and set free the elephants.  I used one elephant has my pet. I named him Shiznit.  I rode Shiznit down the streets crushing cars and stop signs.  Nothing was going to stop me.  I then went to the golden gate bridge and spray painted the words "Shiznits and Perkins was here. Freedom '09"   I then stopped off at Chris Crocker's house and I punched him right in the kisser. True story I swear.  I then took Shiznit back to my house and this time I was going to finally tell my dad how I really feel.  My dad opens the door I took one look at him and I said. "I love you dad. Thanks for everything."  We hugged. The clock then struck 12:04pm and true change came to America.

Uploaded 01/20/2009
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