Once upon a time at 12:00pm today Bush was no longer president of the United States of America. It wasn't until 12:04pm that Obama became the new president. That means for four minutes you could of done whatever you wanted. The man couldn't possibly hold you down. Everyone was free! I took advantage of this situation. I first went to the New York City zoo and set free the elephants. I used one elephant has my pet. I named him Shiznit. I rode Shiznit down the streets crushing cars and stop signs. Nothing was going to stop me. I then went to the golden gate bridge and spray painted the words "Shiznits and Perkins was here. Freedom '09" I then stopped off at Chris Crocker's house and I punched him right in the kisser. True story I swear. I then took Shiznit back to my house and this time I was going to finally tell my dad how I really feel. My dad opens the door I took one look at him and I said. "I love you dad. Thanks for everything." We hugged. The clock then struck 12:04pm and true change came to America.