In the spirit of finding common ground with others who I may not know well, I decided to figure out how much I had in common with one Shezagodds. The following is an amended listing of those things I think we can both agree on, seeing as I copypastaed her list as a template for my own.
-big bathtubs (and you know why wink wink)
-good teachers (and hot ones)
-half hour fits of laughter (especially those caused by dulce de leche pronounced "douche delish" OR Juan Tabo "Jew-Ann Taybow"
-exposed outer hotness
-lingerie (particularly on the floor)
-people with a sense of humor
-people without a sense of humor who forgive the offensive things I say or do
-leg cramps in certain circumstances (only because it makes me wonder what they might do for a lady--mrowr)
-conversations so good that they are worth whatever sleep you miss to have them
-other interpersonal encounters that are so good you don't mind missing work the next day.
Okay, not bad. So what, I saw Wonderbra and thought "I like this chick" and maybe I got carried away. So what if I am now Googling her screenname and all potential aliases for pics of her in said Wonderbra. So what if I will likely be content imagining her in her Wonderbra?
Screw you guys.