Shocking evidence has proven the regular orange may be the cause of cancer in over ten thousand  inner city youths!!.

or not .

dont you hate the local news chanels. I like fast food  .. i cant get over the canceling of the supersize option. Wtf !! damnit . How will we make ourselves feel ok eating two regualr meals. Damnit.  Back in the day you could want to pig out and after you ordered your order they would tack on the line "wanna super size that?" Well actualy i would thus ruining my attempt to be on my idea of a self restraint diet sotrta deal.

I cant get over that ... And whats with O.J simpson!!! You know what i mean....

And all  those people who read blogs all the way through  and dont even like the writer.They wouldnt understand satire if they gave birth to it. Am i blaming women ? maybe actualy yea or not but it seems likey enough i guess. Criminaly insane or not i would have voted for jeffery dhammer. To this day i cant eat cadberry eggs toooo sugary.

Ever had kettle corn? i just had it for the first time.. Sweet kinda cought me off gaurd. i recomend it to diabetics. Lol? or not either way it will be funny. I cant believe how incredibly bored i am. anyone know any good sites? maddox dosnt post often enough, and tucker max needs to party more.

well Take care

Matt

*Update #1*

Well i didnt say this was satire. but because i respect your blog oppinion i will give satire an open try . Here gos

Courtoroy pillows are making headlines!!

I am pretty sure i fucked up that spelling but hey.. ya get it?..... the fabric is liney ... lol. Laughing at my own joke thats not funny now .

Matt

*Update #2*

Dimey Your back!!! I missed you are not we great friends you keep reading my blogs.... Kinda gay if you ask me and kinda stalker ish ...  Your not some kind of gay internet stalker are you? Good luck denying it. i mean your name is dimey slimey or some gay thing of that sort. I do feel sorry if i made fun of you in a past blog that you read and commented in... Like you are doing again. Its like your illiterate and you keep getting fooled every time you accidently stumble on to one of my articles and accidently read it. Thats a medical condition. Its called Fucking looser get a life . small dick . Fucking asshat . Damn... I said this before i will say ita again. You are insulting someone who laughs at dead things/people.  Fuck it keep commenting you make me laugh.

Ok who did you all vote for????

Matt