Lesson 1If you want people to follow you, than say that all of those who oppose your are fag, very fag.
Lesson 2If you have an enemy get a picture of them and photoshop weeners in there mouth.
Lesson 3If you fuck up than blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Lesson 4If you are straight than you must automatically question the sexuality of all those who oppose you, Unless your fag.
Lesson 5If a fellow politician betrays you, than you have to fuck his wife.