The Questions are bolded and the Answers at italicized and striked through.

Question: What two things can you never have for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and Dinner


Question: You're in a room that's locked and you have the following items: a gun, a knife, a piece of string and a slab of wood. How would you get out?

Answer: You unlock the door


Question: I Get wet as I dry. What am I?

Answer: A Towel


Question: I get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?

Answer: A Chalkboard 

Question: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Answer: Once. After you subtract 5, it's no longer 25


Question: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what babies would come?

Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs

Question: The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Answer: I am Footsteps

Question: I can go up and down without moving. What am I?

Answer: I am the temperature


Question: What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?

Answer: A Teapot

Question: You can't keep me until you have given me. What am I?

Answer: A Promise


Question: What can someone ask all day long, to the same person and get a different answer for each time?

Answer: What time is it?


Question: David's father has three sons. Snap, Crackle and ________?

Answer: David (read the first two words)


Question: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer: Your Breathe 

Question: If a train was on it's way from Michigan to Florida, but it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?

Answer: Why bury the survivors?


Question: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?

Answer: The Sea

Question: What is deaf, dumb, blind and always tells the truth?

Answer: A Mirror

Uploaded 05/28/2008
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